stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

trauntwave:

me before puberty

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me after puberty

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univerze:

controlling my feelingsfor too long

unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

3rd grade
  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

deair:

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special